Of limericks and challenges

so i was talking with somu today and she told me dat i copy and write stuff on my blog...
i said i di but not all of it and wherevr i copy i say so...
so i gave her a challenge dat i ll write poems on her word...

i ll give u d exerpts from gtalk...

poochiekitty: likho to..on mosquitoes
saswat: ok here i go

oooh that buzzing sound u make.....
and my precious sleep you break.....
go away or i ll kill you..
with my electronic fly squatter
which is brand new

like it?
poochiekitty: was it suppsd 2 rhyme?
saswat: :) did it not rhyme?
its not a poem actually
its a limerick
poochiekitty: that it seemd
saswat: a short poem of 4 5 lines
poochiekitty: not even that..
saswat: 4 or 5 lines
poochiekitty: 5 lines
saswat: ya
another topic
u liked the previous 1?
poochiekitty: heart-touchin..
next...
saswat: mosquito killin???
poochiekitty: no..
saswat: next wat?
poochiekitty: cockroach
saswat: cum on....
ok i ll do it
here i go

so u havent changed at all?
seen the dinosaurs seen them all
but remember pride goeth before a fall
so get out of my bathroom
before i squash you against the wall
:)
poochiekitty: subhaan allah!!!!!
saswat: tomorrow gimme better topics dan ones from class insecta.....
i hope i lll do better

MY BLANKET... MY LOVE

WHY NOW I LOVE MY BLANKET MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND :

1. Its is warm.
2. It is cozy.
3. It is so soft.
4. It loves to get dirty. :)
5. Whether on my top or below me - it has no objections...
6. It prevents mosquitoes biting me...
7. It helps me pretend that I am reading... while actually I am fast asleep.
8. It does not behave snobbishly.... whether i eat on it... soil it... etc etc... It has no damn objections!
9. It is low maintenance... unlike a girlfriend which requires daily maintenance and that too costly... like treats out... shopping... clothes... nail varnish.... nd goddamn what not.
10. It cannot bore me with stupid damn talk.
11. It cannot blabber nonsense like ... the neighbours dog had a puppy...
12. I dont have to 'behave' and 'be respectable' with it.
13. Till death do us part.... till it is torn it would be with me... unlike a girlfriend who may be unfaithful...

but then its only speculation... I still dont have a girlfriend and maybe dats why i dont know........

UNBREAK MY HEART

The world seems so unreal. And then unreality says something is real here.
That reality is something i want to immerse myself in. Immerse myself in you.
Lose cognizance of my heart. Cognizance of my self. Cognizance of my soul.
Wish i could lose cognizance of my ALL.

But then its a WISH... Just a WISH.....
Which remains as UNREAL as it can be...........

unless of course U COME.....
make things REAL....
Help me put away my sword....
Remove my armour....
Wash the blood from my skin....
Heal my numb body.... and my numb soul....
and then.....

UNBREAK MY HEART

OLD SONG >> SAME EMOTIONS

Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

Look into your heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all - I would sacrifice

Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way

Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you

Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

1 more thing

Know wat?
my birthday passed...
on January 25
i turned 21

ready to marry....
but my bride s away
she isnt even talkin to me....

GOD...Unbreak my heart...
( should i have written goddess there? coz only she can do it...)

LONG TIME NO SEE >>>> HUH?

Thats what my blog asked me when i signed in....

In my hurry to write something... i forgot what i had to write.....


WEll the latest update on my status....

Studies:
CAT results out: 94.67 percentile....
cud have done better...
XAT : 96 percentile... but screwed up my maths portion...

outrite rejects: all IIMs , XLRI , XIMB , SIBM
call and reject : SCMHRD

calls left : MICA < TAPMI < KJ SOMAIYA < GIM


expectant (though hesitant ) SP JAIN < FMS



lets see what happens....

The rose - that is you

Some say love it is a river
that drowns the tender reed
Some say love it is a razor
that leaves your soul to bleed

Some say love it is a hunger
an endless aching need
I say love it is a flower
and you it's only seed

It's the heart afraid of breaking
that never learns to dance
It's the dream afraid of waking
that never takes the chance

It's the one who won't be taken
who cannot seem to give
and the soul afraid of dying
that never learns to live

When the night has been too lonely
and the road has been too long
and you think that love is only
for the lucky and the strong

Just remember in the winter
far beneath the bitter snows
lies the seed that with the sun's love
in the spring becomes the rose